Promise you nothing new...

This shit...

2009-10-24T16:11:36Z

is like Bob Barker...it wont fucking die!

Good for you livejournal. Good for you.

Yup...

2008-06-18T17:28:59Z

I'm still here...and yeah, thats it.

Sadness blows.

Go to work?

I need some chaos that I can stand.

Wow

2007-11-23T02:06:34Z

This shit still works...

more hell to come.

Celly

2005-10-24T03:57:24Z

I will gladly give out my new cell number to you if you just let me know you want it. I will always leave it on*, so if you want to talk at 2:34 am I'll be there. Comment if you want it...bet you wont. :)

KlayM

*even though I will leave it on always does not mean that I will always have reception.

p.s. fyi it's verizon so for those of you who also have verizon...you know, you know.

Not like this...

2005-09-06T04:46:10Z

"Cure My Tragedy (A Letter To God)"

Remember all the times that we used to play?
You were lost and I would save you
I don't think those feelings will ever fade
You were born a part of me
I was never good at hiding anything
My thoughts break me
Do you understand what you mean to me?
You are my faith

Won't you cure my tragedy?
Won't you cure my tragedy?
Don't take her smile away from me
She's broken and I'm far away
Won't you cure my tragedy?
Won't you cure my tragedy?
if you make the world a stage for me
then I hope that you can hear me scream
Won't you cure my tragedy?

When I sit and think of the days we shared
and the nights you covered for me
Every little thing that I ever did
You would stand by me
Everytime you cried it would take my wind
My heart would break
If I could be strong like you were for me
You are my faith

Won't you cure my tragedy?
Won't you cure my tragedy?
Don't take her smile away from me
She's broken and I'm far away
Won't you cure my tragedy?
Won't you cure my tragedy?
if you make the world a stage for me
then I hope that you can hear me scream
Won't you cure my tragedy?

Can you hear me scream?
Can you hear me scream?

Won't you cure my tragedy?
Won't you cure my tragedy?
Don't take her smile away from me
She's broken and I'm far away
Won't you cure my tragedy?
Won't you cure my tragedy?
if you make the world a stage for me
then I hope that you can hear me scream
Won't you cure my tragedy?

I can't take this anymore
I can't feel this anymore
Won't you take and give her pain to me
'Cause my whole life I've made mistakes
Can you hear me scream?
Can you hear me scream?

Like a grandfather...

2005-09-06T04:05:11Z

If you knew him,
you loved him.

Goodbye...

For now...

Got bored...

2005-08-16T05:33:43Z

As I recall...

2005-08-04T05:08:47Z

I once wrote:
"Give me gif animation lessons and/or software and I'll give you something awesome in return. I swear it will be awesome! And if I have to repost this at a later date then so god help me I will find a gay guy and a hawiian that dont do crap with their livejournals anymore and piss in their gas tanks!"

So I guess you all want to see me pee in Dru and Jon's gas tanks...well I'm not going to cave in so easily damn it, you all have one more chance...then that's it. I hope someone tells them about this because they never check or do anything on here anymore. So unless you REALLY want to see this go down (hahahaha) then I suggest people tell me what I can do as far as gif animating. If you do or you know someone that knows how to, it would be greatly appreciated.

Holy FUCK!

2005-08-02T04:45:37Z

So I was sitting around one day thinking how I could unbore myself...and it hit me, I have my OLD (and when I say old I mean Pope John Paul would have said "Goddamn that's fucking old!")computer out in my garage. So I went in and took out my hard drive. And Ho-lee SHIT! There is soooo much stuff from like 3 and 4 years ago. Pictures, movies, old assignments. I even found my "Milk" video. And here's what made me snicker...the space, 3.25 GB. No no, that's not how much I used up, that is the TOTAL disk space. It was a complete mindfuck seeing everything, it was like opening up an old x-mas present. When I get time I'll post some of this old shit.

HEY!

2005-07-19T23:41:51Z

Anyone out there in livejournal land! Give me gif animation lessons and/or software and I'll give you something awesome in return. I swear it will be awesome! And if I have to repost this at a later date then so god help me I will find a gay guy and a hawiian that dont do crap with their livejournals anymore and piss in their gas tanks! Now if I was a chick and posted that I wouldn't give me lessons or software just because it would be damn impressive if I could pull it off.

Who wants to go to the gay pride parade with me?

2005-07-18T05:27:23Z

Start sending your hate mail!

ATTN: ALL SPERM DONORS AND INFERTILE COUPLES!!!

2005-07-09T08:08:48Z

If you are considering being a donor please click Here.

Maybe you're better off without the $50.

Why today kicks ass:

2005-07-06T21:53:52Z

1.

2. I found out that I may have to work some over time during the summer, extra cashola! Fuck yeah!

3.

I know I've posted it before but...

2005-07-06T03:12:38Z

I can't help it, I am totally into this quote:

There are three kinds of people:
Dicks
Pussies
And Assholes...

Pussies think that evreyone can get along and Dicks just want to fuck all the time without thinking it through.

But then you got your Assholes, and all the assholes want is to shit all over everything.

So Pussies may get mad at Dicks once in a while because...Pussies get fucked by Dicks. But Dicks also fuck Assholes. And if they didn't fuck the Assholes you know what you'd get? You'd get your Dick and your Pussy all covered in shit!

And if I don't get my ipod tomorrow I will slay the whole bunch of ya! Which reminds me...I have to take my camera to Circuit City...I need to spend a day in town one of these days just looking around and getting things organized.

Also I get paid in 10 days...this is going to be fucking sweet.

Goodnight.

I just did some shoppin...

2005-06-27T05:44:30Z

And I couldn't be happier!
Here's what I ordered and will get in a little while:

This is a tshirt:

Self explanitory:
My Aunt is awesome for getting me the pod.

KlayM

Hell yeah!

2005-06-18T19:49:37Z

Grades were posted:

BMGMT 220 HUMAN RELATIONS/WORKPLCE 4.0
CMPTR 215 WWW PAGE DEVELOPMENT 4.0
MUSIC 135 BEGINNING CLASS PIANO 3.2
VTA 259 VIDEO WRKSHP: VID SHORTS 3.9

I am now half way done with OC and will hopefully be done by next winter or spring! Evergreen here I come!

klurrg @ 2005-06-03T13:26:00

2005-06-03T20:27:56Z

You scored as Demon. Demon: Darkness is your sanctuary. Demons are many and are all different in appearence and rank. The most common are the ones that feed off of human souls. They love to make someone fall into their inner darkness. Blood, wrath, murder... You name it they love it. These beings don't care who you are, if they set their sights on you, let's just hope you know a good excorist. They kill any love within you and pull you toward their side. By any means possible. You wish for chaos and hate, you are the Demon.

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My birthday

2005-05-31T20:40:25Z

On thursday June 9, I will celebrate the day on which I entered this world kicking and screaming 21 years ago. So what I will be doing to celebrate is pretty simple...I plan to have dinner at 5:30 pm at the Azteca in Silverdale (on June 9th of course, that's a thursday buddy). And if your eyes have grazed these words, you are invited. And depending on how many people come (RSVP) and if it's hot out on that day, then after dinner we'll continue it all at my house...did I mention I live on a lake? And after that who knows...just do me this favor and let me know if you are comming or if you MIGHT come. the invitation is also extended to anyone who knowsme and isn't on my friends, list so pass the word on if you want. To let me know if you are comming or MIGHT come:
home: (360)830-4050
email: creep_cherokee@hotmail.com
or just reply back to this.

Thank you and I hope to hear from the lot of you,
KlayM

OMG!!!

2005-05-19T04:09:24Z

It is totally

9:06 PM right now!

And it's still fucking light out!!!

This is awesome, I must call Kris and celebrate!

So

2005-05-18T15:40:52Z

I thought that today was going to be bad, I get to school and meet with my group, nothing happens and then we decide to go to the cafe. Nothing happens there and the crazy old hippie lady starts talking. She starts talking about how anyone who is poor should get more benifits than the rich. FUCK that! If you have a crappy job or life...IT'S YOUR FAULT! God it pissed me off, especially the part when she said there shouldn't be any fines or tickets and how that by eliminating those, it would take out the lower class. WTF!?!?! WE NEED FINES! WE NEED FINES!! I REPEAT! WE NEED FINES!!! Otherwise I'll be driving down the road and get cut off by some hippie douche bag and he'll get away with it. I don't think so! You know the more and more I go through life the more and more I see simularities between me and Lewis Black. We're both pretty pissed off about really stupid and obvious shit. but just when I thought that my day was going to get worse...I saw a dude...I was on my way to the humanities lab (which I am composing this right now) and I saw a black dude walk up from the main entrance of the college and as he was walking up the stairs he was talking to himself. It was awesome. Trust me. The only way this day could get better is if I saw and emo kid and a hippie fight each other and both lose. *sigh* One day Klay...one day...Ok I have to go build web pages now, buh bye!

Trip to Seattle yesterday.

2005-05-08T21:52:48Z

EMP!!! Twas awesome!

The two of us taking pictures.

I love the art in the city.

Me sitting on the sidewalk organizing my backpack...some dude droped a penny in front of me...SUCKER!

Me enjoying the whole day.

The needle...we've all seen it, just not like this.

Lunch...Beef Kung Fun, Sushi, Ramune Drink, and Mochi!

Just before going into the EMP.

I saw this when we got back...something's not right...

Sweet!

2005-04-24T07:31:41Z

Awesomeness is a night with my partner in crime hittin up the "teca" and barnes and noble! I also bought "The Ultimate Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy". And my blazer is now officialy mine! hell yeah!

skrape - what you say (don't mind this...just a reminder of a song I heard that I need to get)

So yeah I have to go do my easy ass mid-terms now. Eh...it can wait. Oh yeah, I saw the ultimate in lazyness on friday...I was heading to my jeep after school was done and I was going down the stairs outside the art building, when around the corner there was a lady on her cell phone bitching to whoever was on the other line about how the elevator was out and how she had to walk up the stairs now. Now granted if she was physically unable to walk up stairs I would have understood. But when a 5'5" 180 lb woman is bitching about how horrible it is to walk up stairs, it just makes me think about how fucking lazy this country is. Which leads me to my next rant...people complain all the time about how they are overweight and want to do something about it, which is fine...at least they have come to terms that they are a porker. But as soon as you tell them that the ideal way to drop weight is to get off their fat asses and replace the fork with a jogging weight, they get all pissy and give up all hope. Am I the only one who sees this?

Got bored so...

2005-04-13T05:33:25Z

I should really get an actual digital camera...maybe after summer, oh and for everyone who reads this:

If you had a choice to do ANYTHING on your 21st birthday...what would you do? I'm thinking about Hawaii or somewhere else, whatcha think?

I'm OUT!

So tonight

2005-04-03T10:36:41Z

was cool.

the ten thousand rocked as predicted. I would highly recommend buying their cd. I filmed the awesomeness and Kasia photographed.

Well tomorrow I get my jacket, I can't wait. Talk to y'all's later!

Music is good music is great...

2005-04-01T20:40:56Z